Halloween party 3rd grade

WITCHES BREW:
The Drinks in a Bag I am bringing!!!







SKELETON BONES: Pretzels Dipped in White Chocklate


GUMMY BODY PARTS...Yup..Thats' what they are!!



AND..>Barbequed BAT Brains on a bun.....Sloppy joes

THIs is the funniest thing I have viewed!!!

How God works in our lives...$700,0000000

THIS is not FAKE!! It's CONFIRMABLE!! HA

Dear Friend,

I have been waiting for you to contact me for your Confirmable check of
$700.000.00 United States Dollars, after you were unable to come up with
the shipping fees,but I did not hear from you since that time. Then I went
and deposited the Check with FedEx , I would travelled out of the country for some
months for a profesional Course and I will not come back till end of January 2009.
What you have to do now is to contact the FedEx
as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your
check to you because of the expiring date. For your information, I have
paid for the delivering Charges, Insurance premium fees and Clearance
Certificate Fees of the Check showing that it is not a Drug Money .

The only money you will send to the FedEx to deliver your
Check direct to your postal Address in your country is ($90.00
USD)Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee for the check of the Courier
Company so far.

Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except $90.00
US Dollars. I would have paid that but they said no! because they don't
know when you will contact them and in case of demourrage. You have to
contact the FedEx now for the delivery of your Check with
this information below:


Director General
FedEx Express
Mr.John Carter
Email Address: john_carter1911@hotmail.com
Phone: +23 480 2802 7705.

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address and direct
telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and
ask them to give you the tracking number after you must have sent the fees
of $90.00 dollars for the Security fees to enable you track your package
over there and know when it will get to your address. Let me repeat again,
try to contact them as soon as you receive this email to avoid any further
delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $90.00 US
Dollars for their immediate action.You should also let me know through
email as soon as you receive your check.

1. Full Name:............
2. Residential Address:..
3. Phone Number:.........
4. Sex: .................
5. Age ..................
6. Occupation ...........
7. Nationality............
8. Present Country.........



please do not get angry because that is what i have to offer you for now.

Thanks, God bless you and your family.

Yours Faithfully,

Mrs Katherine Jones
Former Director Presidential Library & Museum

Things I've done

Trying to find a place quick and accessible to begin my "Build my REsume" up with stuff I have done before.

Lead a riot in 3 rd grade over the unfair treatment of the younger students at Lunch. Policies changed.
Wrote and Acted as Lucy in the Charlie Brown Play in 5th grade

Lobbied for better teacher when Mr. Smith started throwing erasers at us.
I was the kid on the block collecting CANS for two cents each!!!
Babysat for a guy from church studying psychology, and always ALWAYS insisted on taking me home (so wife can put down the kids)..and they he'd try to f
French tongue me!!
Helped organize a traveling teen Choir from 20 different churches who traveled all summer on singer tours throughout the North of Michigan and into Canada. HUGE success, people lives changed, God was there. (just not in the back 2 seats where everyone who wanted to was screwing.)
I babysat. I team babysat. I organized students to rake leaves and mow lawns..I was the forman...they had to come to ME to get assigned. I got paid..I dolled out to them a portion!
Did the same thing with cleaning old lady houses...everyone had a cleaning partner.
I was an oragne belt wearing crossing Guard!! Protect and SWerve!! HA

Postsecret

OIL Importing!! ME!!

I GOT THIS IN AN EMAIL!! He wants me to IMPORT Oil for him!! Maybe THIS Is how I can work BOSSY's Poverty Challenge!!

Mr.Yan"


I have a project I want you to run with us. It involves exportation of 35,000 barrels of crude oil daily from Kirkuk, Iraq.

If you are interested, email me.

Mr. Yan.

Working Mom's Tag

The rules are to answer the following questions in one word and then pass it on to seven others:

EDITORS NOTE: OOOP's...after I posted I read the Directions about ONE WORD answers...EEEK...oh well!!

Where is your cell phone? Usually Attached, now on bookend
Where is your significant other? Working

Your hair color? Brown, and dyed, $$

Your mother? Getting Frailer, forgetful,

Your father? Dead I assume

Your favorite thing? Laughing with my urchins

Your dream last night? ???

Your dream/goal? Financial Freedom

The room you’re in? Family Room, Computer room, Stereo..OK JUNQUE room.

Your hobby? Reading, investigating, I don't think I dedicate enough time to anything to rightly call it a hobby.

Your fear? My kids future. I tend to be a "Face the Fear and Do it anyways" sort of person for me. (http://www.20daypersuasion.com/face-your-fear-procrastination.htm)

Where do you want to be in 6 years? Same location, fixed up
Where were you last night? Watching the French Connection Movie

What you’re not? Timid

One of your wish-list items? Digital Cam and ability to ebay easier.
Where you grew up? Michigan

Last thing you did? Send young one off to Bowling...by herself and the Neighbor girl

What are you wearing? Jeans, Old Cashmere sweater under a tshirt !! (it's COLD!)

Your TV? Old

Your pet? 3 cats, 2 left over kittens NONE of them are 'mine'.

Your computer? Tired hp pavilion 7935

Your mood? UPBEAT
Missing someone? Robyn, My sister, My In Laws that are passed over, My dead friend "The Italian Joe Broccoli" Don't pronounce it like the vegetable--he said it was BROCK OOH Lee...HA!

Your car? Switch between a couple, older Volvo

Something you’re not wearing? an Attitude

Favorite store? Grocery

Your summer? Swimming, Sun, Sand

Love someone? Several someones.

Your favorite color? Wow. Haven't thought of this one in years.

When is the last time you laughed? This morning plotting out a friend's husbands movements...with my friend...the hub thinks he is smarter than 2 women...NOT!!

Last time you cried? Weds- Taking dd to dance, and hub was playing some Emmy Lou Harris and for some reason it reminded me of my 2 miscarriages. ..Boo Hoo. Just sort of caught me off guard.

So, I will pass it on to:
I REALLY don't have 7. Play TAG with us tigers if you want
but...
Mini Me's room

JOB interview coming

I got THE call today. It is two weeks out. However..that gives me time to get a suit tailored (my friend Shelly just nabbed me about 10 suits but need to be altered), get some shoes (because of inserts I always wear Reebok heel supports)-not the best for "The MAN" look (what my clients used to call us ..."Dad.."THE MAN" from across the river is here!!(Court house was on opposite side of the river, get my hair cut and those nasty eyebrows waxed....and Meditate on how good it will feel to accept the position....
I quit full time work about 9 years ago. Why? I ask myself that frequently..however...I got pregnant, and really felt I should homeschool. My son was in 1st grade at the time, and his teacher, "teacher of the year" suggested I homeschool as the "school district has NOTHING to offer your children". This was before he was ever diagnosed with Aspergers Syndrome. I made accommodation's for him because that's just how he was.
We did that for 4 years. I say "WE" because the commitment to quit "State" employment was huge.
I keep thinking of the "what if's"--What if I hadn't quit--I'd have 9 more years toward retirement...we wouldn't be in the financial bind we are....I wouldn't have been able to bond with my kids like I did, I wouldn't have helped numerous families adopt kids, and Foster others..(My part time job I did as we homeschooled.)..ok. I know I can't go back and have a do-over. Wouldn't that be nice sometime?
How am I going to do back full time with 3 urchins in school? ..Contract work is good money--when you can get it...and keep it with the economy..but ..but..but..a cubicle is looking mighty good-with the insurance and "security". (is there such a job out there with security?)

1970 the kid....

What's on YOUR plate?

My favorite people: my middle girl

Tricked herself out with the Yearbook program!! This is 1988.

My son...

Other important people in my life

So...the lady in the glasses is from 1954, my long lost double sister's cousin. NOT!




I know I could be HOT at any age!!
Have a blast with yourself in a GOOD way...at Yearbook Yourself. What a HOOT. almost as good as making yourself an ELF last Christmas!!

My Favorite people..new category

This is My Friend Denise. She now lives in South Carolina...near Charleston in some jacked up town where she drives bus. (That's ME peeking behind her). This was 3 years ago...which I just found this photo because as BOSSY has us getting our Money in order, I'm trying to get my computer photos in order.
Denise...Drives bus. Other bus drivers have had guns on their bus, girls are giving BJ's for drugs on the bus...so that NOW any time the hint of light is not in the sky ALL bus light's are on. Fights, disturbances, swearing...all minor compared to the nastiness of attitudes.
Denise....Broken neck survivor and still walking, is precise, motivated, and LAUGHS out loud. She loves me...and it's hard not to love someone back that thinks YOU are the bomb!! She helps me accept myself, and is kind enough to kick my ass when I need it.

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Know someone who could benefit from VISION USA? Forward this newsletter to them now! They'll appreciate the extra help.



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I won the lottery~~

WOW WOW WOW!! Less than a Week after joining "BOSSY's" poverty party (hit widget at right) I have WON THE LOTTERY!! Can you BELIEVE IT??? I will share all my winnings with my blogging friends when I receive it!! My Email says so!!WHOO HOOO....oh....yah...right


The IRISH National Lottery
11 G Lower Dorset Street,
Dublin 1, Ireland
Ref: UK/9420X2/08
Batch:074/05/ZY369

WINNING NOTIFICATION:
We wish to congratulate you over your email success in our
computer balloting Games held on the Month of OCTOBER 2008. This is
a Millennium Scientific Computer Draw in which your email address was
Selected among the Online Winners of The Irish National Lottery
programme,To encourage internet users,you do not have to buy
ticket before you are selected as a Winner, You have won the sum
of (£1,000,000.00) One Million Great British Pounds Sterlings,
in cash credited to file Ref No,UK/9420X2/68 ;Batch No 074/05/ZY369..
To claim your winning,Contact Our Fiduciary Claims Office,With The
Information
Below:
1. Name: 2. Address 3. Age: 4. Sex: 5. Phone: 6. Country: 7.Occupation:

Name: MR MARK SPENCER UNIT 1
E-mail Address:claimsunit_department1@live.co.uk
Phone Number: +44-704-571-92-69
On-Line Co-ordinator
Sarah Ahrens Clark(Mrs.)

Sample Scams Emails Involving the Irish National Lottery
How to Recognize Them and What To Do If You Receive One


There is only one legal national lottery in Ireland, the National Lottery and it does NOT use email to notify winners.

Below is a typical scam email, this one received in January 2007. We've highlighted some of the obvious clues that it is a fraud. Notice the many typos and misspellings, the selection by a "random email balloting system" (NO lottery does this!) and other nonsense.

See this page for much more information.
Irish Lottery Fraud Example 4

IRISH NATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS,
28 TAN FIELD ROAD,
CROYDON, DUBLIN.
CUSTOMER SERVICE
Ref: IR/9420X2/68 Batch: 074/05/ZY369

CONGRATULATION!!! YOU ARE A WINNER.

The Board of Directors, members of staff and the International Awareness Promotion Department of the Irish Gaming Board the official sponsor of the Irish national lottery , wishes to congratulate you on your success as the STAR PRIZE WINNER in this New year International Awareness Promotion (IAP) .

This makes you the proud owner of a cash prize of One Million three hundred and fifty Thousand Euro The courtesy of Irish Gaming Board and world Rehabilitation Philanthropist Club the Back bone sponsors of this International Awareness Promo(IPA).

The selection process was carried-out through random email balloting system from of our Ccomputerised Email Selection System (C.E.S.S.) from a database of over a million email addresses from the world wide web. Each email address was attached to a ticket number and your email address with :Ref: IR/9420X2/68 number: Batch number: 074/05/Z369 was randomly selected as the star prize winner amongst other consolation prize winners.

For you to collect your prizes, kindly fill the verification form below and submit same via email to the Claims Department of this office so that they can authenticate your winnings.

Do have a Wonderful Time while claiming your prize.

Contact The Coordinator: Dr Bebhinn Morgan:

TEL: Telephone:+44-7045705167,7024080363,7024080374.

VERIFICATION FORM:

1.) FULL NAME:
2.) AGE:
3.) SEX:
4.) ADDRESS:
5.) ZIP/POSTAL CODE:
6.) STATE/PROVINCE:
7.) COUNTRY:
8.) PHONE:
9.) OCCUPATION/POSITION:
10.) COMPANY:
11.) EMAIL ADDRESS:
12.) REF NUMBER:
13.) Batch NUMBER:

Congratulations once more, and keep trusting Irish National Lottery Promo.

DIRECTOR OF PROMOTIONS, INTERNATIONAL AWARENESS PROMOTIONS, IRELAND,DUBLIN


All new Yahoo! Mail "The new Interface is stunning in its simplicity and ease of use." - PC Magazine


And if you contact them, you will get another email, similar to this one, again with poor grammar, nonsense, random email balloting, use of free Yahoo email accounts (ever heard of ANY reputable company that doesn't have its own domain?) and the usual manure:

Good day,

I have tried to reach you on the telephone Number You Submitted to Us in Your Claim processing form but I could not get through as a Result of Some Technical Difficulties from the Telephone operator. I want to thank you for the urgent response concerning your lottery winning as this shows how diligent you are in ensuring that things work out especially helping us with the Information needed for the verification process of your winning fund. I want you to count yourself Lucky as a Winner of this Irish National Lottery as being sponsored by the Irish Gaming Board here in the United Kingdom .

The Online raffle draw which made you the winner of this lottery is the annual draw that is been conducted Once in a year in the Irish National lottery Office, This is to Enhance E-commerce and Trading as the Chief Executive Officer of the Microsoft Company have once advised that Lottery Company should start Online draw by taking Internet into another exciting dimension of Life. It is in view of this that the Irish National Lottery, (A renowned Lottery Company in the United Kingdom) decided to start what is known to be the Online Lottery draws making them a stakeholder in this development that is highly related and Useful to Mankind.

Thousands of Email addresses all over the world where selected from various email account and five were selected at random, This was how your email address was selected, therefore making you to have won in the first Category of this draw. Please be informed that you won alongside four other people and we got Information from Our Affiliated Courier company that they delivered the Winning Check of one of the winners to him yesterday, We have his email address and contact address for verification and confirmation, We have preferred not to disclose there identity to the Member Of the Public until it is demanded Officially, this is to protect and Uphold the Privacy, Terms and Condition as adopted by this Company.

As a matter Of Urgency, I wish to inform you that you have been cleared for payment by the Claims department of this office. Hence, Your winning check alongside with other winning documents which include the Claim certificate and the Money Laundering certificate have been made available and will be handed over to you by our affiliated Courier Company as soon as you are ready to get this from them.

Note that we are aware of the fact that there are a lot of Lottery Scandals out there just to get poor citizen reaped off by some evil doers, Well we wish to disclaim our self from all this Un Godly act and to let you know that this Irish National Lottery is a Scheme that is been operated under the law as we have been Licensed to do this by the British Government, Our Activities are in accordance with section4, subsection 4(ii) of the Gambling act of the 1999 constitution as it is applicable in the United Kingdom and Ireland.

Winner, I wish to advice you to contact Our Courier Company and Negotiate an arrangement for delivery with them as we have already handed over your winning Check and other documents to them for delivery. Their Contact Information is as stated below:

AIRWAYS COURIER SERVICE

Email: info_bacservice@yahoo.co.uk

Telephone: +442070605901, 7045700956, 7011148375

Contact them as soon as possible as they will be of Good help. I will Advice you call there Customer Care telephone Number to Book a Delivery Appointment with them as soon as you send them an email. I need to make It Clear to You at this Juncture that Since this Check and All Other Accompanying Documents have Finally been Issued In Your Name, You Will be responsible for Any Cost Of Transfer that May be demanded For by the Courier Company.

May you need my help in any other way? Please, always be free to get back to me via email or fax, as our office is also open from Monday to Saturday to attend to Our Winners and there well wishers.

Please do ensure that its your duty that you keep this office informed of all transactions between yourself and the courier company so as to avoid misunderstanding and brigding of terms .
As Our Winner for this year, On behalf Of the Chairman Of the Irish Gaming Board, Sir Ezekiel Smith and all the Board Of Directors of this Scheme, I Want to

Congratulate you as you are a lucky success to be celebrated.


Dr Bebhinn Morgan




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Money...debt

Trying to climb out of debt, be "FREE". Really. Debt is this generations slavery. Just thinking out loud.


As we work to get more out of debt....remembering to be THANKFUL for what we have, not buy junk, and see the many many blessings we have..and to think BOUNTIFUL thoughts!!

I've applied for 2 new jobs recently..no word yet.

What dessert are you?

Yes I am lame. I have too much stuff to blog because it's all too MUCH! By the Way....I"M CARROT CAKE!

Not sure which psychiatrists came up with this, but it is fun. Now don't cheat on this one, go with the first dessert you choose!

If all of the eight desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose (sorry, you can only pick one)! Trust me...this is very accurate. Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you.



DESSERT CHOICE : TEll US WHAT IS YOURS?????

Here are your choices:

1. Angel Food Cake

2. Brownies

3. Lemon Meringue Pie

4. Vanilla Cake With Chocolate Icing

5. Strawberry Short Cake

6.. Chocolate Cake With Chocolate Icing

7. Ice Cream

8. Carrot Cake

No . . . you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully what your choice will be.

OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what the researchers say about you... SCROLL DOWN - - - No Cheating!
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1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items.
A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at ti mes.

2. BROWNIES -- You are adventurous, love new ideas, and are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal ..

3. LEMON MERINGUE -- Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent caregiver and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, you set your own style because you do your own thing You shi ne when it comes to helping others and have many friends.

4. VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING -- Fun-loving, sassy, humorous, not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lacking motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.

5. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE -- Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people, can be counted on in a pinch and expect the same in return. Intuitively keen. You can be very emotion al at times but a true person in every way. You like to do things for yourself and help others learn about themselves..

6. CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING - - Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very creative adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.

7. ICE CREAM -- You like sports, whether it be baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you
enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.

8. CARROT CAKE -- You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends. You were meant to lead and teach others. A wonderful role model.

Funny Photo Friday

I have posted a picture of my online boyfriend lately......

Art with food

This guy has tons of others on utube, with oreos, and other food stuff

Getting Tagged crap

Ness, from http://happinessisabutterfly.blogspot.com/ has frekin tagged me. ME. I don't like taggin. Reminds me of when I worked inner city Parole.
SEVEN random things??? WHAT??? There are no 7 things you don't know
1) I have a russian nesting doll staring at me as I speak.






2. I wear socks to bed.
3. I have cadaver bones in my body...and am GLAD.
4. I trained with world class Seal trainer John Farnum twice.
5. I don't like cantelope...it feels like snot.
6. I need a full time job
7. I need a RENTER (PLEASE PRAY!!!)
and a freebie 8th one:

She's Eight

Every Day

Every day seems just like the other...Get up, dressed (I shower at night)...kids to school, get home..teach...get home...clean a little...dinner, wait to go to sleep.
Funk.

What I'm watching...SLITHER..

Sorry folks...this is one of them thar REEL blogs that occasionally goes over to the DARK side..and it don't get one whit darker than this: The Movie SLITHER. This comes from my oldest 14 yo enthralled will zombies and gore ..the Weird needle like thing creates...a one mind conscious...old plot, new spin..
From the soundtrack:
BABY I love you but leave me the fuck alone.....
Well you know I said I'd love you for all time.
Well sometimes I just can't believe you're mine.
But every now and then
I'm ready to say when
Oh, baby I love you, just leave me the fuck alone.



Well in your arms is where I'll always stay
But something deep inside says not today
Well i'll be sitting here
working on this beer
Oh baby I love you, just leave me the fuck alone.

I try so hard each day
to make things go away
there's nothing left to say for tonight

For a couple of days I won't be comming round
I'm going to go get lost, I think I might skip town
Now I don't mean to pout
but you plain wore me out
Oh baby I love you, just leave me the fuck alone.

Oh, baby I love you, just leave me the fuck alone
I tried dancing, I just want to go home
I know your cooking's great
But dinner will have to wait
Oh, baby I love you, just leave me the fuck alone

Well I'm in a frazzled state
the party will have to wait
Oh, baby I love you, just leave me the fuck alone

Face book

The "beauty" of facebook...having people you don't care if you were ever in contact again contacting you....Like...a college date. "OH...Look who you find on the internet" he said...well yah..You can find GODZILLA too if you look hard enough.



NOT that he was Godzilla...I'm just saying. I was fresh off a breakup and thrilled to be back in University..he felt like he was a bad boy dating someone a year and a 1/2 older than him. He was from the big city...I was a "townee". This was me during that time:
We did the big whoopla one New Year's Eve..it was very pleasant..and one of the very first times ever that My ex fundamental Baptist self drank alcohol. yeah. I remember the bed spinning and things erupting..not so Christian that.

So..Godzilla...er...Rick has a beautiful child, and has been put in the position of being God Child to a roommates daughter (roommate died). We have been discussing how sometimes when the Hand of God chooses you to do something..you aren't equipped or ready or even WANT to do it.
I just think of that verse, "Hold my right hand and I will say to you, Be Not Afraid".

Car Wreck Deuce

My Dear Friend Denise...has a broken neck. Yes its true. She has walked the earth for years with a broken neck . this came out in "group" a couple years ago. Not in the counseling type group..the "group" of people sorting out the God thing group. They think she did it sledding as a kid
She is one of my fascinating friends.
anyway...She loses out in Michigan due to the economy...moves to North Carolina...New car...Some lady SMASHES it today...with no where for her to go. SMASH. Her neck? she crawled out of the window, yet couldn't go to The ER because it was 149 72 to go to the Emergency room and you have to pay RIGHT THEN.
Oh mmyyyyy Goadddddd don't get me started!!!! She STILL has a broken neck..the car wreck did no further damage at this time.

HOWEVER...her MEDS!! WALMART kept DOUBLING and TRIPLING what the doctor ordered!! It was bad. The Doctor didn't understand why it wasn't having any effect. She got an attorney...IT could have caused a HEART ATTACK!!!!

car wreck

Yah..here she is in all her splendor at the former owner's house. Before my husband smashed the front end out this summer. He ..was just distracted due to illness and KWAHHHM smashed into a lady. No police were called. Our car much worse off.

TODAY...I have 4 kids with me. I drop one off, go to where the van is getting detailed (PREMONITION MAYBE) say to my husband..ummmmm I"m driving these 2 kids without a Booster seat ---(Law here just changed to EIGHT YEARS OLD (ridiculous) OR 4"9"...Its Crazy!!The Older one was in front seat.
less than a MILE down the road...KAAAAAWHAAAMMM...some bitch slams into me in the volvo. Of course INSIDE the Volvo...No damage..no injuries. Now I"m just PISSED. Get out survey the damange...worse on hers than mine...I said do you want to call the cops? She said..NOt if YOU don't want too...I didn't I didn't want the $160 a piece ticket and some dumbass endangering a child or something they may come up with. I got the hell out of dodge.
Weird thing....EXACT same Place My husband ran into someone this summer.
The bumper is smashed in, I have a very sore back...(getting less so with wine)....

Employment searching

Wow. I feel so out of the loop. EVERY job just about has their OWN on line application that you have to fill out to apply. This may seem like an easy task. It's not. EACH one takes at least an hour. Between flipping for dates, times places...its WACK.

I applied for a job that is sort of scary. I used to be in "The Field" which is misnomer for Being in downtown BIG CITY with people who have committed CRIMES. Yah. Guess I"m looking to go back to that. I wrote to the Head Honcho that I know, and got a response right away, so maybe I will get an interview.

The reasons I'm looking ....kids are older, I feel Blessed to have been home / worked part time these years. I feel like my younger one will be getting the shaft though. We are not making it!! We ARE...but living beyond paycheck to paycheck.

I understand working with Renters (for the duplex I have) in that they can't come up with say $650 for Security Deposit and Then first months rent at the same time. On the other hand...WHY don't we as Americans have BETTER financial sense?

On Other Hand...Son just got braces to day that is going to cost over $10K. What is up with THAT?. Yikes. I'm all over the place.

One of the VERY first emails I EVER GOT....and YES its STILL DAMN FUNNY!!!

One of my VERY FIRST emails I ever got...and STILLL ONE OF THE FUNNIEST EVER!!

Oil Change instructions for Women :
> >
> > 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.
> >
2) Drink a cup of coffee.
> >
> > 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.
Money spent:
> > Oil Change:
> > $20.00
> > Coffee: $1.00
> > Total: $21.00

Oil Change instructions for Men :

> > 1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00.

> > 2) Stop by 7/11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home.

> > 3) Open a beer and drink it.

> > 4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.


6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7) Place drain pan under engine.
8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
9) Give up and use crescent wrench.
10) Unscrew drain plug.
11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss.
12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.

13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off.
> >
> > 16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.
17) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.
18) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.

19) Remember drain plug from step 11.
20) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
21) Drink beer.
22) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.

23) Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer.
24) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame.
25) Begin cussing fit.
26) Throw stupid crescent wrench.
27) Cuss for additional 5 minutes because wrench hit bowling trophy.

28) Beer.
29) Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow.
30) Beer.
31) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
32) Beer.
33) Lower car from jack stands.
34) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps.
35) Beer.
36) Test drive car.
37) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
38) Car gets impounded.
39) Call loving wife, make bail.
40) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.
> Money spent:
> > Parts: $50.00
> > DUI: $2500.00
> > Impound fee: $75.00
> > Bail: $1500.00
> > Beer: $20.00
> > Total: $4,145.00
> > But you know the job was done right!
> >
> > SEND THIS TO WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH...... AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT

How to Peel an Egg EASY

ADD baking soda to water to raise PH level..haven't tried yet!

Running Blind

I used to work at the Blind school, and never made it one time around the track,with my fingers in the metal loop on the guide wire without opening my eyes...now I feel like...I'm running blind...watching my life wave me goodbye..

Running Blind Lyrics
Artist(Band):Godsmack

Can’t find the answers
I’ve been crawling on my knees
Looking for anything
To keep me from drowning
Promises have been turned to lies
Can’t even be honest inside
I'm running backwards
Watching my life wave me goodbye

Running blind
I’m running blind
Somebody help me see I’m running blind

Searching for nothing
Wondering if I’ll change
I’m trying everything
But everything still stays the same
I thought if I showed you I could fly
Wouldn’t need anyone by my side
I'm running backwards
With broken wings I know I’ll die

Running blind
I’m running blind
Somebody help me see I’m running blind
Running blind
Running blind
Running blind

I can’t find the answers
I’ve been crawling on my knees
Looking for anything
To keep me from drowning
I’m running blind
Running blind
Running blind
Running blind
Running blind
Running blind
Running blind
Running blind
Running blind

Happy Birthday to me

Quote for the day...

"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.'
So - if you give her crap,
you will receive more shit than any one human being can handle."