Um...anyone have an extra hand??

Ok this is just weird...

Jul 4, 12:23 PM EDT

Michigan woman's arm severed in mysterious incident

MILAN, Mich. (AP) -- A woman's arm was severed in a mysterious incident over the weekend, and authorities have been unable to find the missing limb.

Brenda Humphrey, 34, of Romulus, was listed in serious condition Tuesday at St. Joseph Mercy Hospital in Washtenaw County, hospital spokeswoman Lauren Stokes said.

Monroe County sheriff's Lt. Dale Malone told The Blade of Toledo, Ohio, that he and other deputies spent hours looking for the woman's arm after the incident was reported about 1 a.m. Sunday.

Stephen Humphrey, 39, told deputies that he and his wife had been at a bar in Milan. After leaving, Brenda Humphrey got out of their truck a few miles from the bar, and her husband drove away. When he returned, he found her in a ditch missing an arm, he told authorities.

"Both were intoxicated," Malone said. "We're still not sure what happened."

No charges have been filed.