1PM Like a Priest?
Probationee: You're a good listener. You really listen when I talk to you. You're like a pedophile.
Probation officer: A what?
Probationee: A pedophile, you know. Someone who is a good listener.
Lancaster County Offices
Guy to another guy: Dude, she's way out of your league. She's in the major's and you're a tee-ball coach with questionable photos on your computer.