Halloween ha ha's

Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.

Q: How do you make a witch stew?
A: Keep her waiting for hours.

Q: How do ghosts begin their letters?
A: "Tomb it may concern..."

Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
A: He was repossessed.

Q: What do you call a person who puts rat poison in a person's Corn Flakes?
A: A cereal killer

Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.

Q: What is a ghost's favorite ride?
A: A roller ghoster.

Q: Why are there fences around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in.

Q: What do you get when you cross Dracula with Sleeping Beauty?
A: Tired blood.

Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up.

Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A: A dead end.

Q: How do you know if a ghost is lying?
A: You can see right through him.

Q: How is a werewolf like a computer?
A: They both have megabytes.

Q: Where do vampires live?
A: At the Vampire State Building.

Halloween party 3rd grade

WITCHES BREW:
The Drinks in a Bag I am bringing!!!







SKELETON BONES: Pretzels Dipped in White Chocklate


GUMMY BODY PARTS...Yup..Thats' what they are!!



AND..>Barbequed BAT Brains on a bun.....Sloppy joes

THIs is the funniest thing I have viewed!!!

How God works in our lives...$700,0000000

THIS is not FAKE!! It's CONFIRMABLE!! HA

Dear Friend,

I have been waiting for you to contact me for your Confirmable check of
$700.000.00 United States Dollars, after you were unable to come up with
the shipping fees,but I did not hear from you since that time. Then I went
and deposited the Check with FedEx , I would travelled out of the country for some
months for a profesional Course and I will not come back till end of January 2009.
What you have to do now is to contact the FedEx
as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your
check to you because of the expiring date. For your information, I have
paid for the delivering Charges, Insurance premium fees and Clearance
Certificate Fees of the Check showing that it is not a Drug Money .

The only money you will send to the FedEx to deliver your
Check direct to your postal Address in your country is ($90.00
USD)Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee for the check of the Courier
Company so far.

Again, don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except $90.00
US Dollars. I would have paid that but they said no! because they don't
know when you will contact them and in case of demourrage. You have to
contact the FedEx now for the delivery of your Check with
this information below:


Director General
FedEx Express
Mr.John Carter
Email Address: john_carter1911@hotmail.com
Phone: +23 480 2802 7705.

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address and direct
telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and
ask them to give you the tracking number after you must have sent the fees
of $90.00 dollars for the Security fees to enable you track your package
over there and know when it will get to your address. Let me repeat again,
try to contact them as soon as you receive this email to avoid any further
delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of $90.00 US
Dollars for their immediate action.You should also let me know through
email as soon as you receive your check.

1. Full Name:............
2. Residential Address:..
3. Phone Number:.........
4. Sex: .................
5. Age ..................
6. Occupation ...........
7. Nationality............
8. Present Country.........



please do not get angry because that is what i have to offer you for now.

Thanks, God bless you and your family.

Yours Faithfully,

Mrs Katherine Jones
Former Director Presidential Library & Museum

Things I've done

Trying to find a place quick and accessible to begin my "Build my REsume" up with stuff I have done before.

Lead a riot in 3 rd grade over the unfair treatment of the younger students at Lunch. Policies changed.
Wrote and Acted as Lucy in the Charlie Brown Play in 5th grade

Lobbied for better teacher when Mr. Smith started throwing erasers at us.
I was the kid on the block collecting CANS for two cents each!!!
Babysat for a guy from church studying psychology, and always ALWAYS insisted on taking me home (so wife can put down the kids)..and they he'd try to f
French tongue me!!
Helped organize a traveling teen Choir from 20 different churches who traveled all summer on singer tours throughout the North of Michigan and into Canada. HUGE success, people lives changed, God was there. (just not in the back 2 seats where everyone who wanted to was screwing.)
I babysat. I team babysat. I organized students to rake leaves and mow lawns..I was the forman...they had to come to ME to get assigned. I got paid..I dolled out to them a portion!
Did the same thing with cleaning old lady houses...everyone had a cleaning partner.
I was an oragne belt wearing crossing Guard!! Protect and SWerve!! HA

Postsecret

OIL Importing!! ME!!

I GOT THIS IN AN EMAIL!! He wants me to IMPORT Oil for him!! Maybe THIS Is how I can work BOSSY's Poverty Challenge!!

Mr.Yan"


I have a project I want you to run with us. It involves exportation of 35,000 barrels of crude oil daily from Kirkuk, Iraq.

If you are interested, email me.

Mr. Yan.

Working Mom's Tag

The rules are to answer the following questions in one word and then pass it on to seven others:

EDITORS NOTE: OOOP's...after I posted I read the Directions about ONE WORD answers...EEEK...oh well!!

Where is your cell phone? Usually Attached, now on bookend
Where is your significant other? Working

Your hair color? Brown, and dyed, $$

Your mother? Getting Frailer, forgetful,

Your father? Dead I assume

Your favorite thing? Laughing with my urchins

Your dream last night? ???

Your dream/goal? Financial Freedom

The room you’re in? Family Room, Computer room, Stereo..OK JUNQUE room.

Your hobby? Reading, investigating, I don't think I dedicate enough time to anything to rightly call it a hobby.

Your fear? My kids future. I tend to be a "Face the Fear and Do it anyways" sort of person for me. (http://www.20daypersuasion.com/face-your-fear-procrastination.htm)

Where do you want to be in 6 years? Same location, fixed up
Where were you last night? Watching the French Connection Movie

What you’re not? Timid

One of your wish-list items? Digital Cam and ability to ebay easier.
Where you grew up? Michigan

Last thing you did? Send young one off to Bowling...by herself and the Neighbor girl

What are you wearing? Jeans, Old Cashmere sweater under a tshirt !! (it's COLD!)

Your TV? Old

Your pet? 3 cats, 2 left over kittens NONE of them are 'mine'.

Your computer? Tired hp pavilion 7935

Your mood? UPBEAT
Missing someone? Robyn, My sister, My In Laws that are passed over, My dead friend "The Italian Joe Broccoli" Don't pronounce it like the vegetable--he said it was BROCK OOH Lee...HA!

Your car? Switch between a couple, older Volvo

Something you’re not wearing? an Attitude

Favorite store? Grocery

Your summer? Swimming, Sun, Sand

Love someone? Several someones.

Your favorite color? Wow. Haven't thought of this one in years.

When is the last time you laughed? This morning plotting out a friend's husbands movements...with my friend...the hub thinks he is smarter than 2 women...NOT!!

Last time you cried? Weds- Taking dd to dance, and hub was playing some Emmy Lou Harris and for some reason it reminded me of my 2 miscarriages. ..Boo Hoo. Just sort of caught me off guard.

So, I will pass it on to:
I REALLY don't have 7. Play TAG with us tigers if you want
but...
Mini Me's room

JOB interview coming

I got THE call today. It is two weeks out. However..that gives me time to get a suit tailored (my friend Shelly just nabbed me about 10 suits but need to be altered), get some shoes (because of inserts I always wear Reebok heel supports)-not the best for "The MAN" look (what my clients used to call us ..."Dad.."THE MAN" from across the river is here!!(Court house was on opposite side of the river, get my hair cut and those nasty eyebrows waxed....and Meditate on how good it will feel to accept the position....
I quit full time work about 9 years ago. Why? I ask myself that frequently..however...I got pregnant, and really felt I should homeschool. My son was in 1st grade at the time, and his teacher, "teacher of the year" suggested I homeschool as the "school district has NOTHING to offer your children". This was before he was ever diagnosed with Aspergers Syndrome. I made accommodation's for him because that's just how he was.
We did that for 4 years. I say "WE" because the commitment to quit "State" employment was huge.
I keep thinking of the "what if's"--What if I hadn't quit--I'd have 9 more years toward retirement...we wouldn't be in the financial bind we are....I wouldn't have been able to bond with my kids like I did, I wouldn't have helped numerous families adopt kids, and Foster others..(My part time job I did as we homeschooled.)..ok. I know I can't go back and have a do-over. Wouldn't that be nice sometime?
How am I going to do back full time with 3 urchins in school? ..Contract work is good money--when you can get it...and keep it with the economy..but ..but..but..a cubicle is looking mighty good-with the insurance and "security". (is there such a job out there with security?)

1970 the kid....

What's on YOUR plate?

My favorite people: my middle girl

Tricked herself out with the Yearbook program!! This is 1988.

My son...

Other important people in my life

So...the lady in the glasses is from 1954, my long lost double sister's cousin. NOT!




I know I could be HOT at any age!!
Have a blast with yourself in a GOOD way...at Yearbook Yourself. What a HOOT. almost as good as making yourself an ELF last Christmas!!

My Favorite people..new category

This is My Friend Denise. She now lives in South Carolina...near Charleston in some jacked up town where she drives bus. (That's ME peeking behind her). This was 3 years ago...which I just found this photo because as BOSSY has us getting our Money in order, I'm trying to get my computer photos in order.
Denise...Drives bus. Other bus drivers have had guns on their bus, girls are giving BJ's for drugs on the bus...so that NOW any time the hint of light is not in the sky ALL bus light's are on. Fights, disturbances, swearing...all minor compared to the nastiness of attitudes.
Denise....Broken neck survivor and still walking, is precise, motivated, and LAUGHS out loud. She loves me...and it's hard not to love someone back that thinks YOU are the bomb!! She helps me accept myself, and is kind enough to kick my ass when I need it.

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I won the lottery~~

WOW WOW WOW!! Less than a Week after joining "BOSSY's" poverty party (hit widget at right) I have WON THE LOTTERY!! Can you BELIEVE IT??? I will share all my winnings with my blogging friends when I receive it!! My Email says so!!WHOO HOOO....oh....yah...right


The IRISH National Lottery
11 G Lower Dorset Street,
Dublin 1, Ireland
Ref: UK/9420X2/08
Batch:074/05/ZY369

WINNING NOTIFICATION:
We wish to congratulate you over your email success in our
computer balloting Games held on the Month of OCTOBER 2008. This is
a Millennium Scientific Computer Draw in which your email address was
Selected among the Online Winners of The Irish National Lottery
programme,To encourage internet users,you do not have to buy
ticket before you are selected as a Winner, You have won the sum
of (£1,000,000.00) One Million Great British Pounds Sterlings,
in cash credited to file Ref No,UK/9420X2/68 ;Batch No 074/05/ZY369..
To claim your winning,Contact Our Fiduciary Claims Office,With The
Information
Below:
1. Name: 2. Address 3. Age: 4. Sex: 5. Phone: 6. Country: 7.Occupation:

Name: MR MARK SPENCER UNIT 1
E-mail Address:claimsunit_department1@live.co.uk
Phone Number: +44-704-571-92-69
On-Line Co-ordinator
Sarah Ahrens Clark(Mrs.)

Sample Scams Emails Involving the Irish National Lottery
How to Recognize Them and What To Do If You Receive One


There is only one legal national lottery in Ireland, the National Lottery and it does NOT use email to notify winners.

Below is a typical scam email, this one received in January 2007. We've highlighted some of the obvious clues that it is a fraud. Notice the many typos and misspellings, the selection by a "random email balloting system" (NO lottery does this!) and other nonsense.

See this page for much more information.
Irish Lottery Fraud Example 4

IRISH NATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS,
28 TAN FIELD ROAD,
CROYDON, DUBLIN.
CUSTOMER SERVICE
Ref: IR/9420X2/68 Batch: 074/05/ZY369

CONGRATULATION!!! YOU ARE A WINNER.

The Board of Directors, members of staff and the International Awareness Promotion Department of the Irish Gaming Board the official sponsor of the Irish national lottery , wishes to congratulate you on your success as the STAR PRIZE WINNER in this New year International Awareness Promotion (IAP) .

This makes you the proud owner of a cash prize of One Million three hundred and fifty Thousand Euro The courtesy of Irish Gaming Board and world Rehabilitation Philanthropist Club the Back bone sponsors of this International Awareness Promo(IPA).

The selection process was carried-out through random email balloting system from of our Ccomputerised Email Selection System (C.E.S.S.) from a database of over a million email addresses from the world wide web. Each email address was attached to a ticket number and your email address with :Ref: IR/9420X2/68 number: Batch number: 074/05/Z369 was randomly selected as the star prize winner amongst other consolation prize winners.

For you to collect your prizes, kindly fill the verification form below and submit same via email to the Claims Department of this office so that they can authenticate your winnings.

Do have a Wonderful Time while claiming your prize.

Contact The Coordinator: Dr Bebhinn Morgan:

TEL: Telephone:+44-7045705167,7024080363,7024080374.

VERIFICATION FORM:

1.) FULL NAME:
2.) AGE:
3.) SEX:
4.) ADDRESS:
5.) ZIP/POSTAL CODE:
6.) STATE/PROVINCE:
7.) COUNTRY:
8.) PHONE:
9.) OCCUPATION/POSITION:
10.) COMPANY:
11.) EMAIL ADDRESS:
12.) REF NUMBER:
13.) Batch NUMBER:

Congratulations once more, and keep trusting Irish National Lottery Promo.

DIRECTOR OF PROMOTIONS, INTERNATIONAL AWARENESS PROMOTIONS, IRELAND,DUBLIN


All new Yahoo! Mail "The new Interface is stunning in its simplicity and ease of use." - PC Magazine


And if you contact them, you will get another email, similar to this one, again with poor grammar, nonsense, random email balloting, use of free Yahoo email accounts (ever heard of ANY reputable company that doesn't have its own domain?) and the usual manure:

Good day,

I have tried to reach you on the telephone Number You Submitted to Us in Your Claim processing form but I could not get through as a Result of Some Technical Difficulties from the Telephone operator. I want to thank you for the urgent response concerning your lottery winning as this shows how diligent you are in ensuring that things work out especially helping us with the Information needed for the verification process of your winning fund. I want you to count yourself Lucky as a Winner of this Irish National Lottery as being sponsored by the Irish Gaming Board here in the United Kingdom .

The Online raffle draw which made you the winner of this lottery is the annual draw that is been conducted Once in a year in the Irish National lottery Office, This is to Enhance E-commerce and Trading as the Chief Executive Officer of the Microsoft Company have once advised that Lottery Company should start Online draw by taking Internet into another exciting dimension of Life. It is in view of this that the Irish National Lottery, (A renowned Lottery Company in the United Kingdom) decided to start what is known to be the Online Lottery draws making them a stakeholder in this development that is highly related and Useful to Mankind.

Thousands of Email addresses all over the world where selected from various email account and five were selected at random, This was how your email address was selected, therefore making you to have won in the first Category of this draw. Please be informed that you won alongside four other people and we got Information from Our Affiliated Courier company that they delivered the Winning Check of one of the winners to him yesterday, We have his email address and contact address for verification and confirmation, We have preferred not to disclose there identity to the Member Of the Public until it is demanded Officially, this is to protect and Uphold the Privacy, Terms and Condition as adopted by this Company.

As a matter Of Urgency, I wish to inform you that you have been cleared for payment by the Claims department of this office. Hence, Your winning check alongside with other winning documents which include the Claim certificate and the Money Laundering certificate have been made available and will be handed over to you by our affiliated Courier Company as soon as you are ready to get this from them.

Note that we are aware of the fact that there are a lot of Lottery Scandals out there just to get poor citizen reaped off by some evil doers, Well we wish to disclaim our self from all this Un Godly act and to let you know that this Irish National Lottery is a Scheme that is been operated under the law as we have been Licensed to do this by the British Government, Our Activities are in accordance with section4, subsection 4(ii) of the Gambling act of the 1999 constitution as it is applicable in the United Kingdom and Ireland.

Winner, I wish to advice you to contact Our Courier Company and Negotiate an arrangement for delivery with them as we have already handed over your winning Check and other documents to them for delivery. Their Contact Information is as stated below:

AIRWAYS COURIER SERVICE

Email: info_bacservice@yahoo.co.uk

Telephone: +442070605901, 7045700956, 7011148375

Contact them as soon as possible as they will be of Good help. I will Advice you call there Customer Care telephone Number to Book a Delivery Appointment with them as soon as you send them an email. I need to make It Clear to You at this Juncture that Since this Check and All Other Accompanying Documents have Finally been Issued In Your Name, You Will be responsible for Any Cost Of Transfer that May be demanded For by the Courier Company.

May you need my help in any other way? Please, always be free to get back to me via email or fax, as our office is also open from Monday to Saturday to attend to Our Winners and there well wishers.

Please do ensure that its your duty that you keep this office informed of all transactions between yourself and the courier company so as to avoid misunderstanding and brigding of terms .
As Our Winner for this year, On behalf Of the Chairman Of the Irish Gaming Board, Sir Ezekiel Smith and all the Board Of Directors of this Scheme, I Want to

Congratulate you as you are a lucky success to be celebrated.


Dr Bebhinn Morgan




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Money...debt

Trying to climb out of debt, be "FREE". Really. Debt is this generations slavery. Just thinking out loud.


As we work to get more out of debt....remembering to be THANKFUL for what we have, not buy junk, and see the many many blessings we have..and to think BOUNTIFUL thoughts!!

I've applied for 2 new jobs recently..no word yet.

What dessert are you?

Yes I am lame. I have too much stuff to blog because it's all too MUCH! By the Way....I"M CARROT CAKE!

Not sure which psychiatrists came up with this, but it is fun. Now don't cheat on this one, go with the first dessert you choose!

If all of the eight desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose (sorry, you can only pick one)! Trust me...this is very accurate. Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you.



DESSERT CHOICE : TEll US WHAT IS YOURS?????

Here are your choices:

1. Angel Food Cake

2. Brownies

3. Lemon Meringue Pie

4. Vanilla Cake With Chocolate Icing

5. Strawberry Short Cake

6.. Chocolate Cake With Chocolate Icing

7. Ice Cream

8. Carrot Cake

No . . . you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully what your choice will be.

OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what the researchers say about you... SCROLL DOWN - - - No Cheating!
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1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items.
A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at ti mes.

2. BROWNIES -- You are adventurous, love new ideas, and are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up you whip out your saber. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal ..

3. LEMON MERINGUE -- Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent caregiver and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, you set your own style because you do your own thing You shi ne when it comes to helping others and have many friends.

4. VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING -- Fun-loving, sassy, humorous, not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lacking motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.

5. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE -- Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people, can be counted on in a pinch and expect the same in return. Intuitively keen. You can be very emotion al at times but a true person in every way. You like to do things for yourself and help others learn about themselves..

6. CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING - - Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very creative adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.

7. ICE CREAM -- You like sports, whether it be baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you
enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.

8. CARROT CAKE -- You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends. You were meant to lead and teach others. A wonderful role model.

Funny Photo Friday

I have posted a picture of my online boyfriend lately......

Art with food

This guy has tons of others on utube, with oreos, and other food stuff