Friday, December 08, 2006

I"m not ready

I"m going in for the "Scope" in a few minutes. I"m waiting on my ride. I have a HUGE sense of dread like I"m going to die or something. I don't want to. I have way too much to do yet.
I need to clean my house, wrap presents, sue my renter, clean the kitchen, and love my kids more.
I dont know why I am soooo scared
OK My ride is here.


ness said...

oh honey. call me. how did it go?

klasieprof said...

WEll... I wrote on my right butt Cheek, where the Doc could see it..."Hey Doc..Be careful in there". I was misrable. The "prep" including the day before being on Liquids only, then drinking two bottles of puky green stuff that makes you think your GUTS are going to come out your butt. Who Knew you could PEE out your butt??

They blow you up...fill you with air so they can SEE what's going on in there. Only problem is...where is the air going to COME OUT??

This could have been me:,0,1459414.story?coll=sfla-home-dots-utility&track=mostemailedlink

Flatulence forces plane to land: South Florida Sun-Sentinel

NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- An American Airlines flight bound for Texas was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority.

All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

"It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.