Kid Quotes

From my 14 y.o. Son, "Mom, It's not LYING...it's creating fiction with your mouth!"

From 7 y.o., "Dad, I don't have any PEEPS to wrap MY presents I give out..I'm my only peep, so I wrap my own".

Joy ism's

Joy...rushing in from tv room. "What is an EPY DREWRAL". (mom knowing it was "a baby story" they were watching) could explain it.
Joy: from Other room to sister: does EVERYBODY have to have an EPY DREWAL?...That's a long needle.